My prenatal vitamins smell like vanilla extract.

Mr. b is totally obsessed with circumcision right now. He read a pamphlet about teaching your son to keep his weiner clean if he's uncut and Mr. b freaked out. Now he can't stop bitching about uncut cock to anyone that'll listen. We don't even know Junior's sex yet!

Or if it's twins. Part of me hopes that it is. I certainly have good odds considering my dad is one and my mom has twin cousins. And then I can get it all over with at once. Because I just know that Mr. b won't settle for an only child.