Diablo Cody is the frickin' coolest "Porn Star" of all time. Seriously. There was a mysterious package at our house yesterday. What did it turn out to be? Teeny tiny checkered Vans for Child Person! Wicked awesome. That was so utterly sweet and unexpected of her. And now C.P. can match his daddy! (And Jeff Spicoli and Charlie from Lost.) They're so cute we had to put them on the shelf out in the living room instead of just stashing them with the rest of our collected baby loot in the nursery. Ladies at work are already clamoring for me to bring them in so they can see the cute in person. We are so going to be jamming them onto the poor little guy's feet long before he actually fits them.

I finally started an online registry. I'll do a better one at Target or someplace when it gets closer to Auntie G's big fancy baby shower. So many folks have asked if I have one that I figured I shouldn't wait any longer and just get *something* going.