Oh man. One of his bank ladies gave Mr. b the motherload of unsolicited preggo-myths yesterday. According to Bank Lady, sugar makes your baby bigger. The average size of a US born baby is 8 pounds but the average size of a Minnesota born baby is 9 pounds. (Cuz we're all Scandos?) The bigger the baby, the sooner it'll sleep through the night. Babies start to sleep though the night at 9 pounds.

Hilarious. I never get enough of this crap.