Picking out a new bikini when you're 8 months' pregnant is an interesting thing to do. But now I'm all set for some swimmin'! Just got to figure out where I want to go. Midwest summers are no good for pregnant ladies. Of course Mr. b asked, "What happens if your water breaks while you're in the water?" There's no way I'd notice! And now I'm vaguely paranoid because you're not supposed to be submersed after your water breaks if you're not in labor.

I want to get a belly portrait taken. I need to memorialize this bizarre body shape.