Thursday, September 21, 2006

Instructions

Last night we went out for fancy dinner for our anniversary. Below is the note that Mr. b wrote out for Kirk's babysitters--Godfather and his wife. They said it was precisely what happened.

He'll be fed by 6:30
Let him run around
Watch him Pound his balls
He thinks it's funny to crash his car

At about 7:30 take his clothes off and let him run around in his diaper.
Put on a fresh diaper.

Around 8 you'll notice he gets all crazy and acts like a drunken crackhead, that's how you'll know he's tired.
Put his Jammies on and clear a path to his crib.
Good time for reading
Give him his bottle
He may fall asleep in your arms or he might try to stagger around for a little longer.
Try to get him in his crib between 8:30 & 9.
He may get up in his crib & start crying
Let him, he'll calm down in a couple minutes.

4 comments:

Zany Mama said...

It's so nice when a papa knows his boy like that.

You lucky, lucky woman.

Anonymous said...

Apropos of very little...

Louisa May Alcott rules. I remember when I discovered "Eight Cousins" et al. existed and was like "She wrote other books besides Little Women and Little Men?! Sweet!"

Happy belated anniversary!

belsum said...

Thanks, zany. I think I'll keep them both!

Ooh diablo, we need to go out for girl's night and talk Rose! You inspired me to get off my ass and finally post of review of the book.

tom said...

I hope you kept that note. What an excellent thing to have in Kirk's baby book.